Imagine your OTP are extremely close with each other to the point where people often joke they are a couple already. Both of them are in deep, deep, deep denial about it for whatever reason. So whenever they do anything that is suspiciously reminiscent of what people do in romantic relationships, they both insist it is purely platonic, though taken to ridiculous levels in the eyes of others (i.e. platonically hugging each other for way too long, platonically fighting crime together, platonically holding hands, platonically kissing each other goodbye every day, platonically sleeping in the same bed, platonically having joint bank accounts, etc). Then one day after a hang out at your OTP’s residence and everyone is leaving, one of their friends rushes back in to get an item they forgot and accidentally walks in the middle of A straddling B on the couch, clothes all over the room. Said friend asks if they’re having sex, to which A and B insists they are….. but platonically.
Simon/Sparrow, it's totally platonic
Date: 2017-09-08 02:55 am (UTC)http://otpprompts.tumblr.com/post/138181821149/imagine-your-otp-are-extremely-close-with-each
I like this for Simon/Sparrow. Make it work somehow.