A dumping ground for various fic prompts. Should any of these receive actual writing installments, they'll be deleted from here and reposted to the WIP Fic Post.
Why am I only now finding this group!? I went through (many many) prompts and fills, but did not find one with one of my favorite NPCs, Captain Lonely-Gale in Windhelm. Maybe it's the dark beard, (yum!) maybe it's the empathy at him losing his family, maybe it's the "Fair winds and calm seas" parting he says. Sure, he may not want Viola Giordano's advances, but maybe a Dragonborn passing by would be good for some lovin'? Here's what's bouncing around in my head. One night stand, comfort sex, something that starts suddenly and ends with the morning. (Leaving it open for more is ok!) Perhaps the F!DB reminds him of his wife? Would prefer DB to be a female human, not Mer or beast, not a virgin or unexperienced. Squicks are blood, pain, bathroom stuff, otherwise anything else goes.
I have never, not once, ever seen a fic addressing the fact that the court mage of Solitude is a vampire who is heavily implied to EAT THE FUCKING PRISONERS IN THE SOLITUDE DUNGEONS when she's having a bad day. This seriously needs to be remedied.
I want to see some Betrid femslash in pretty much any flavour. I always love reading about people’s OCs, dragonborns or not, but NPCs are great too!
Any race except the ‘beast’ races is perfect: Nords, Orcs, Redguards and Imperials are my favs, but others are welcome!
Kinks: - Oral - Fingering - Anal (strap-on or fingers, your call) - Sexual tension - Any emphasis on the adultery/cuckoldry aspect — While Thonar is obliviously sulking at that one table outside your character is mercilessly banging his gorgeous wife (fuck you Thonar!) - Dom/sub with your chosen character as dom, as well as any associated tropes
You know Bulfrek, Jarl Skald's sad housekeeper/servany guy, who just wants to prove himself but in the end acts like a slave and is "praised" by Skald for "knowing his place"?
Let's let him either show off his awesome competence, which I know is there but buried under years of servitude and resentment, or let's get him some sexytimes (with DB or any NPC except Skald because let's face it, Skald doesn't know when there's a Good Thing in front of him). We know he's awesome, now let him see it :)
What I would like is Zevran and f!PC talking about all the men and women they've shagged, and going into great detail about it.
They can end up in bed excited about the idea of putting practise into words, they can be shagging while talking about it, or mutually wanking each other off. I don't care what precisely. At the heart of it I want sex to be talked about at great length with joy and warmth, and no slut shaming!
This would be fucking fantastic for that Warden!Malene (& Dragonborn!Lyna) crossover. Malene/Zevran would be amazing. (Malene/Anders would also be pure fucking awesome, but I don't intend for her to stick around that long.)
Dungeon sex. Jowan has been sent back to the Circle to await punishment, but in the current state he now awaits sentence at Aeonar. Cullen - having gone a little batshit after Uldred & co - decides Jowan needs to be punished for risking F!Amell/Surana's life with his escape. Dungeons have chains and... stuff. Use them.
AU to Mice and Mages, I think. Maybe Amell is fighting the Circle for custody of Jowan, post-Blight? That would open up the possibility of a nice, messy "Amell catches Cullen raping Jowan" fallout scene.
So I got this idea.... Hawke's mabari is named Fenris. When Hawke meets Fenris the elf, they really really really don't want to reveal their dog's name to him, because they have a feeling Fenris wouldn't take it well, and also it's super awkward. But on the other hand, Fenris the mabari is very useful in battle, and also Hawke's beloved pet, so they don't want to leave leave it behind whenever they go somewhere with Fenris the elf. Cue crazy antics! Hawke interrupting sibling & Leandra in ridiculous whenever they're about to call the mabari by its name, using nicknames for it whenever they address it or talk about it, changing the topic of conversation whenever Fenris the elf asks about the dog... etc.
+ Anders finds out and is a dick about it (I love Anders, but... he would be a dick about it) ++ others can't decide whether Hawke's antics are crazy or sweet or both +++ Fenris knows from the start (like maybe Hawke called the dog's name in battle before Fenris introduced himself) but plays along
Dat crack doe. I will readily admit I'm mostly amused by the thought of A) Anders being a complete dick about it and B) Fenris knowing but playing oblivious (I assume that at first he's actually kinda genuinely uncomfortable/pissed... and then he just finds it endearing).
Ignore for a moment that DA3 will be a game with a new protagonist and just imagine that it'll be up to the Warden and the Champion to save the world. Basically, everyone. I want to see the Warden, Hawke (female please?) and all their companions (Morrigan, Alistair, Zevran, Leliana, Wynne, Sten, Fenris, Isabela, Sebastian, Anders, ETC ETC) saving the world together like a good happy little family.
In particular I'd like to see Alistair commenting on how Fenris broods so much, Fenris being an asshole to Morrigan and Morrigan kicking his ass with witty comebacks, Sebastian and Leliana bonding, etc etc, everything you can think of. JUST GIVE ME ALL THE DYNAMICS BETWEEN ALL THE COMPANIONS.
Bonus points for the Warden and Hawke rolling their eyes at everything like a married couple watching their kids fighting. I'd prefer no ships seeing as I have strong preferences.
AU for your OTP (or prompt for all new setting). The lovers A and B are Demons who gain a living by making pacts/deals with desperate people, usually asking for the same sort of things: “Your Soul”, “The soul of Your first born”, that same'ol shtick. One day Demon A is wandering a park while in disguise and comes across a lonely Human. Demon A offers Human C a deal; “Soul of your First born, and I shall summon your ideal lover to this very spot, and they will love you the instant they arrive.” Human C agrees. Demon A snaps their finger, and suddenly Demon B appears before them. Demon A realizes they have signed a pact with a human that has resulted in giving their lover to their human pact partner. To make matters worse, Demon B and Human C are the same sex, ergo incapable of siring a child, resulting in no payment. Because it was a Demon pact, it can not be broken, and will only end until Human C has died. Demon A is incapable of killing Human C as it would violate their contract. Demon A is forced to watch from afar as their lover engages in romantic situations with another.
From there Demon A can chose to try and get their lover back from Human C, risking breaking the contract and facing the punishments that come as a result. Or possibly try to get involved with Human C and Demon B, resulting in all three of them being together. Anything is possible from this point on.
King Cailan is gang-banged by his favourite Grey Wardens. Bonus for slightly dark Wardens, who enjoy humiliating the king (and bonus for degrading dirty-talk).
Zevran and the Warden are in a happy, healthy relationship post-Blight, but Zev continues to casually flirt with everyone he meets because that's what he does. The Warden isn't bothered in the slightest, but Zev realises there are a lot of nobles shit talking the Warden because of their relationship with a grubby little elf who's clearly disloyal to them. Cue Zev worrying that he's not good enough for the Warden, and the Warden telling him that they know Zev loves them, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Lots of hurt/comfort.
+ A noble or whoever assuming Zev will be up for sex with them and being shocked/angry when Zev tells them no, because he's with the Warden. (But please no sexual assault.
++++ The Warden losing their cool and yelling at nobles for making their boyfriend doubt himself.
After a night of heavy drinking at the Bannered Mare the Dragonborn wakes to find him/herself between Ysolda and Carlotta very naked in his/her bed with Lydia leaning against the doorway trying not to laugh. Gender and race of DB up to the anon. Whether it's smutty or cracky is also up to you.
Because I love me some Jarls. It could be the Moot where they elected Torygg as High King or it could be after the Civil War when they elect Elisif/Ulfric (or someone else entirely, however that'll happen)
Basically I needed an excuse for a bunch of Jarls to get together and talk shenanigans! My preference is Original Jarls > Imperial Jarls (I'm just dying to see Maven at the Moot) > Stormcloak Jarls but it's not too much of a preference :)
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