A dumping ground for various fic prompts. Should any of these receive actual writing installments, they'll be deleted from here and reposted to the WIP Fic Post.
Imagine your OTP as the only survivors of a plane crash. They are completely dependant on the other to find food and shelter, and to survive. Imagine it taking months to find any other signs of life, and once they’re finally rescued, it feels dangerous to be apart.
“I’m on another killing spree, and you just saw me kill someone,wait your on one too?” au “I found you done with killing someone, and I’m on a killing spree, want to join?” au “I was going to kill you….but you’re really hot, be mine?” au “You’re the only one in class who loves gore as much as I do.” au “You and I are enemies who want to kill each other but in a middle of a fight we start making out and end up having rough sex instead.” au “I really like making shitty puns before killing someone, and when I said, “Knife to meet you!” you started laughing.” au “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BUY THE KNIFE I SAVED MONEY FOR I WILL END YO-oops you actually were buying it for me….sorry?” au “You have a passion for burning people to death, and I love leaving people to die at a stake ,let’s work together.” au “Our first date was so romantic; a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant. But the best part was the our killing spree.” au “I’m the one who poisoned everyone at the party,and for some reason you didn’t die. I’ll have to kill you with my bare hands— oh you’re wondering what poison I used, and you want me to show you?” au “You get mad at me when I murder people, but not the fact I murder them, the fact I always drag their dead bodies over the carpet and it leaves stains.” au “DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO A PROPER MURDER, WITHOUT STAINING MY CARPET?” au
Imagine person A and B are kissing when person C cheekily slides up between them expecting to be playfully shoved away. Person C gets surprised and blushes when person A and B both smile and start kissing person C instead.
Your grandmother shows up at your home in the middle of the night carrying a necklace. She tells you to put it on before you go to bed and not to take it off. She’s scared and frantic. She runs off before you can ask her anything. You decide to do as she says and wear it to bed. What reason did she have for making this request? What happened when you fall asleep? Why was she so terrified?
The person you love has showed up at your doorstep after disappearing last year without a trace. You almost don’t recognize them because they’ve aged thirty years.
You come home from work to find a stranger sitting on your couch. After a quick freak out, you come to realize that the stranger is actually your beloved pet turned human.
Hawke is kidnapped, tied up and blindfolded in a very compromising position. Their captors intend to rape them but are interrupted when another companion shows up and scares them off. The companion intends to save hawke but after seeing them in this compromising position they start to get turned on.
Hawke does not realize what is happening and fears for their life. They offer to sexually pleasure their captor in exchange for being let free. The companion takes advantage of the offer. Who and how far is up to AA, but would bake cookies for Anders, Carver, Cullen or any combination of those
+ hawke genuinely afraid of being killed and thinks this is their only way out + hawke goes farther than they originally offer and is desperate to please so they will be set free ++ companion has always wanted to be with hawke and hates themselves for taking advantage ++ hawke starts to get off on it (real or fake) which only makes the companion more aroused ++++ another companion walks in on it and either puts a stop to it or joins in
Person A and B are killer duos, enjoying the stalking and the hunting together. Sometimes A becomes bait, while B waits for the right time and place to snag their victim.
Imagine Person A and Person B go out, and Person B gets piss pants drunk. They eventually don't even recognize Person A. When they finally go home, Person A tries to undress Person B for bed. Person B actually stops them and says "No! I have a girlfriend/boyfriend/lover!". Person A finds this adorable and doesn't tell Person B until the next morning.
His mother managed to negotiate permission to cross the river, all he had to do was marry a girl he didnt know (nothing new for highborn girls and boys). Yet, Robb decided to follow his heart, betrayed his allies, and went back on a promise. When the time comes for Robb to marry into the Freys he is already married (Jeyne or Talisa) so he offers his uncle Edmure instead. However, the Freys are not satisfied. Lord Walder Frey's wife has just passed so he demands Catelyn becomes his (eighth?) wife. Robb is appalled, but Catelyn (who understands politics much better than her son) sees there is no way around this if they want to keep the alliance. Robb finally sees how costly his little adventure has been...
Alt: if not Walder Frey, some other disgusting Frey will do too
Hawke and Carver never got along, maxed out rivalness. They always bicker to eachother any chance they get. With Hawke angry Carver for joining the templars, and Carver blaming Hawke for not being able to protect Bethany, and holding him back from being someone. It's rare that they could be in the same room without a fighting match. Besides that they are very cordial and diplomatic when dealing with people and conflicts.
However when Carver gets kidnapped during the Best Served Cold, Hawke goes crazy and completely kills anyone that had to deal with kidnapping, whether it was their idea or not. When Carver wakes up, he understands how intensely how much Hawke feels for him. They only have each other left.
I would prefer a female hawke, but am totally cool with a male hawke.
Arya/Tywin, older!Arya; When Tywin learns the true identity of his new cupbearer, he finds himself impressed by her nerve and vim- and he wonders whether a woman of such mettle mightn't make a fine Lady of the Rock.
Heimskr learns that the dragonborn is staying in Whiterun and, when he finds out who it is, is immediately smitten. He wants the dragonborn to speak to him, touch him. After all, this is the dragonborn he could be a direct descendant from Talos Himself!
Except, the dragonborn is really dismissive... Maybe he's tired, or busy. Maybe he just doesn't care about the little people. Regardless, I want to see Heimskr broken hearted and pushed to the edge. He kidnaps the dragonborn and has his way with him.
Bonus: +There is a focus on the dragonborn's power, and Heimskr revels in having that power under control. +Heimskr still acts submissive, despite being the one in control (receiving, begging, etc.) +The only reason the dragonborn doesn't kill Heimskr immediately is because he's intrigued by the affair.
this is inspired by the exellent animation of alistiar's body language immediately prior and post dark ritual. it's clear that he really doesn't want to do this. but it's the best way to save both his life and the life of his love (I'd greatly prefer warden/alistair paring, in a strong, commited relationship) and if he has to sleep with Morrigan to make sure they both survive, then he'll do it. But it's clear that he feels horribly guilty for it.
does he have trouble getting -or keeping- an erection long enough to get things done? Does Morrigan try to "help" him by casting various illusions on herself so that she looks like someone else, maybe even his warden love? does it help, or hinder Alaistair's 'preformance'?
would also like it if he's out of the room like a shot once his part in this distasteful thing is completed
When f!Cousland (or Amell/Tabris) decides to spare Loghain at Lands Meet everyone is shocked but she flees out the room before anyone can ask her why. Loghain himself doesn't look surprised, but isn't happy either. Alistair is furious at this betrayal and goes to confront his lover, only to find her sobbing in a ball. He's unable to break up with her in this state, because as angry as he is, he still loves her. Gradually she starts talking and explains why she saved Loghain's life: at Ostigar Loghain rescued her when Cailin tried to (or started to) rape her in his tent. Loghain stayed with her the whole night after to make sure Cailin didn't return, how could she kill Loghain after that? Suddenly a lot of unpleasant truths about Cailin, Eamon's motives and how it influenced Loghain's fatal decision all come spilling out from everyone at Lands Meet. Alistair has no idea what'll happen at Lands Meet now. But he knows two things: if he was in Loghain's position, he wouldn't have left Cailin to die, he'd have killed his brother himself, and no matter what it might cost him, Alistair will *never* give up or hide away his beloved Cousland.
There's a comment-fic prompt for Alistair/Warden throne sex that I've lost the link to, but my tagpacker notes have it tagged as something I wanted to use for that Alistair/Elissa/Cailan/Anora (Cailan Lives AU) project.
Taking a queue from the lovely and very fun Amulet of Mara prompt, the Dragonborn comes across an amulet of Dibella and puts it on without really knowing what it is. What exactly the amulet means can be up to the writer, but we can assume it means the PC is open for business. Queue wacky porn hijinks.
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:02 am (UTC)http://otp-suggestion.tumblr.com/post/147590112166/imagine-your-otp-as-the-only-survivors-of-a-plane
Monday: Birthdays - Bite Sized Bits of Fic
Date: 2017-09-11 01:02 am (UTC)http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/698800.html?thread=92121520#t92121520
Dark Prompts for Your Psychopathic OTP
Date: 2017-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)“I found you done with killing someone, and I’m on a killing spree, want to join?” au
“I was going to kill you….but you’re really hot, be mine?” au
“You’re the only one in class who loves gore as much as I do.” au
“You and I are enemies who want to kill each other but in a middle of a fight we start making out and end up having rough sex instead.” au
“I really like making shitty puns before killing someone, and when I said, “Knife to meet you!” you started laughing.” au
“HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BUY THE KNIFE I SAVED MONEY FOR I WILL END YO-oops you actually were buying it for me….sorry?” au
“You have a passion for burning people to death, and I love leaving people to die at a stake ,let’s work together.” au
“Our first date was so romantic; a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant. But the best part was the our killing spree.” au
“I’m the one who poisoned everyone at the party,and for some reason you didn’t die. I’ll have to kill you with my bare hands— oh you’re wondering what poison I used, and you want me to show you?” au
“You get mad at me when I murder people, but not the fact I murder them, the fact I always drag their dead bodies over the carpet and it leaves stains.” au
“DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO A PROPER MURDER, WITHOUT STAINING MY CARPET?” au
http://otpmusings.tumblr.com/post/144319344499/dark-prompts-for-your-psychopathic-otp
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:03 am (UTC)http://otp-imagines-cult.tumblr.com/post/144474261806/imagine-person-a-and-b-are-kissing-when-person-c
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/149324982075/lazy-writing-prompt-219
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/149226118132/lazy-writing-prompt-217
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:04 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/148052912077/lazy-writing-prompt-193
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:05 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/149131814761/lazy-writing-prompt-215
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:05 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/150359984558/lazy-writing-prompt-241
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:15 am (UTC)https://lazy-writing-prompts.tumblr.com/post/150541343648/lazy-writing-prompt-245
scared tied up Hawke taken advantage of
Date: 2017-09-11 01:17 am (UTC)Hawke does not realize what is happening and fears for their life. They offer to sexually pleasure their captor in exchange for being let free. The companion takes advantage of the offer. Who and how far is up to AA, but would bake cookies for Anders, Carver, Cullen or any combination of those
+ hawke genuinely afraid of being killed and thinks this is their only way out
+ hawke goes farther than they originally offer and is desperate to please so they will be set free
++ companion has always wanted to be with hawke and hates themselves for taking advantage
++ hawke starts to get off on it (real or fake) which only makes the companion more aroused
++++ another companion walks in on it and either puts a stop to it or joins in
http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/15999.html?thread=63349119#t63349119
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:17 am (UTC)http://smallfandomfest.livejournal.com/737865.html
any, serial killer AU
Date: 2017-09-11 01:17 am (UTC)http://otpmusings.tumblr.com/post/144221817950/person-a-and-b-are-killer-duos-enjoying-the
Maybe Rylan/Ion?
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:18 am (UTC)http://oc-imagines-cult.tumblr.com/post/143080140404/imagine-your-ocs-going-to-a-masquerade-ball
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Date: 2017-09-11 01:18 am (UTC)http://otp-imagines-cult.tumblr.com/post/144103154157/imagine-person-a-and-person-b-go-out-and-person-b
Catelyn/Walder Frey (dub con)
Date: 2017-09-11 06:59 pm (UTC)Alt: if not Walder Frey, some other disgusting Frey will do too
http://asoiafkinkmeme.livejournal.com/22515.html?thread=16541939#t16541939
Hawke goes BAMF over Carver's kidnapping
Date: 2017-09-11 07:00 pm (UTC)However when Carver gets kidnapped during the Best Served Cold, Hawke goes crazy and completely kills anyone that had to deal with kidnapping, whether it was their idea or not. When Carver wakes up, he understands how intensely how much Hawke feels for him. They only have each other left.
I would prefer a female hawke, but am totally cool with a male hawke.
http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/15999.html?thread=61835903#t61835903
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Date: 2017-09-11 07:00 pm (UTC)http://asoiafkinkmeme.livejournal.com/1704.html?thread=19624#t19624
Obsessive!Heimskr/M!Dragonborn
Date: 2017-09-11 07:00 pm (UTC)Except, the dragonborn is really dismissive... Maybe he's tired, or busy. Maybe he just doesn't care about the little people. Regardless, I want to see Heimskr broken hearted and pushed to the edge. He kidnaps the dragonborn and has his way with him.
Bonus:
+There is a focus on the dragonborn's power, and Heimskr revels in having that power under control.
+Heimskr still acts submissive, despite being the one in control (receiving, begging, etc.)
+The only reason the dragonborn doesn't kill Heimskr immediately is because he's intrigued by the affair.
Kinks: noncon, dubcon, oral, anal, bondage, begging
Squicks: none
http://skyrimkinkmeme.livejournal.com/5232.html?thread=12789872#t12789872
ASoIaF Spouseswap AU, Cat/Jon Arryn & Lysa/Ned
Date: 2017-09-11 07:04 pm (UTC)http://asoiafkinkmeme.livejournal.com/4397.html?thread=2202413#t2202413
Alaistair/Warden + alaistair/morrigan. dark ritual sex
Date: 2017-09-11 07:06 pm (UTC)does he have trouble getting -or keeping- an erection long enough to get things done? Does Morrigan try to "help" him by casting various illusions on herself so that she looks like someone else, maybe even his warden love? does it help, or hinder Alaistair's 'preformance'?
would also like it if he's out of the room like a shot once his part in this distasteful thing is completed
http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/11571.html?thread=63609395#t63609395
Alistair/F!Warden Why she spares Loghain (mentions of non-con)
Date: 2017-09-11 07:07 pm (UTC)http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/11571.html?thread=63019315#t63019315
Alistair/Warden throne sex
Date: 2017-09-11 07:09 pm (UTC)Amulet of Dibella 'Verse
Date: 2017-09-11 07:10 pm (UTC)[wherever did the link go???]
Queen Daenerys AU | Aegon/Jon/(Daenerys) Polyverse
Date: 2017-09-11 07:13 pm (UTC)Bonus points if Aegon and Jon are snarky about the whole thing
when they're sexing each other uphttp://asoiafkinkmeme.livejournal.com/5016.html?thread=2965656#t2965656