F!DB has been traveling with Erik “the Slayer” for a few weeks now, and while she really likes the kid, she's encountered a bit of a problem: she really likes the kid. Specifically, she really likes his (ie, Jason Marsden's) voice. But she's not about to take advantage of a guy that's, what, a few weeks past eighteen? Enter that sleazy bard, Mikael.

DB's a female Nord named Eydis.