“I’m on another killing spree, and you just saw me kill someone,wait your on one too?” au “I found you done with killing someone, and I’m on a killing spree, want to join?” au “I was going to kill you….but you’re really hot, be mine?” au “You’re the only one in class who loves gore as much as I do.” au “You and I are enemies who want to kill each other but in a middle of a fight we start making out and end up having rough sex instead.” au “I really like making shitty puns before killing someone, and when I said, “Knife to meet you!” you started laughing.” au “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BUY THE KNIFE I SAVED MONEY FOR I WILL END YO-oops you actually were buying it for me….sorry?” au “You have a passion for burning people to death, and I love leaving people to die at a stake ,let’s work together.” au “Our first date was so romantic; a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant. But the best part was the our killing spree.” au “I’m the one who poisoned everyone at the party,and for some reason you didn’t die. I’ll have to kill you with my bare hands— oh you’re wondering what poison I used, and you want me to show you?” au “You get mad at me when I murder people, but not the fact I murder them, the fact I always drag their dead bodies over the carpet and it leaves stains.” au “DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO A PROPER MURDER, WITHOUT STAINING MY CARPET?” au
Dark Prompts for Your Psychopathic OTP
“I found you done with killing someone, and I’m on a killing spree, want to join?” au
“I was going to kill you….but you’re really hot, be mine?” au
“You’re the only one in class who loves gore as much as I do.” au
“You and I are enemies who want to kill each other but in a middle of a fight we start making out and end up having rough sex instead.” au
“I really like making shitty puns before killing someone, and when I said, “Knife to meet you!” you started laughing.” au
“HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BUY THE KNIFE I SAVED MONEY FOR I WILL END YO-oops you actually were buying it for me….sorry?” au
“You have a passion for burning people to death, and I love leaving people to die at a stake ,let’s work together.” au
“Our first date was so romantic; a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant. But the best part was the our killing spree.” au
“I’m the one who poisoned everyone at the party,and for some reason you didn’t die. I’ll have to kill you with my bare hands— oh you’re wondering what poison I used, and you want me to show you?” au
“You get mad at me when I murder people, but not the fact I murder them, the fact I always drag their dead bodies over the carpet and it leaves stains.” au
“DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO A PROPER MURDER, WITHOUT STAINING MY CARPET?” au
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