Someone is having a threesome with Hawke and Carver (I'm thinking Isabela or Anders would work best, but anyone will do), and they notice that while the Hawkes are very careful not to touch each other, there's a lot of sexual tension between them. So the character decides to sneakily get them to do something about it. Like ducking at the last moment so the Hawkes end up kissing each other instead of them, making it impossible for them not to touch, totally accidentally rolling over so that one of the Hawkes is in the middle, etc. Eventually the third person succeeds and gets temporarily forgotten, but has great fun watching the Hawkes have sex with each other only.

I'd prefer no watersports/scar, dub-con (including the whole thing happening while everyone involved is heavily drunk/drugged), humiliating dirty talk. Either gender Hawke :)

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