A dumping ground for various fic prompts. Should any of these receive actual writing installments, they'll be deleted from here and reposted to the WIP Fic Post.
So... I can't be the only one who sees that every NPC in the world seems to want sex with Hawke. I think it would be hysterical if Hawke and her party run into a desire demon who goes through all their minds and sees what they're all thinking. Demon busts a gut laughing but is all "Okay, sure!" Hawke has to watch while the desire demon seduces each one of them as her. She'll have very mixed feelings about it depending on how she feels about the NPC...is it just a friend, someone she fantasizes about, someone she definitely would NOT bed, her brother/sister... go nuts. Feel free to break the 3 NPC party limit.
Request: one of them is Fenris and he fuming mad seeing fem!Hawke with the others but he can't resist finally touching her and is super-passionate when his turn comes. Real!Hawke makes up her mind to sex him herself when it's all over. If a!a isn't a Fenfan, I can live without it.
Person B, the main villain, being supposedly vanquished (thrown into lava, fatally wounded, blown up) by the primary hero group. Person A, a member of the hero group, rescues B and secretly nurses them back to health. What sort of problems does this cause?
Have any core group of characters play fuck/marry/kill--do it for the Parabellum cast, the Ion cast (including Jackson!), and every other cast it can reasonably work for.
Okay so maybe I have been reading some dark Aeden Cousland fanfics....and some goody goody two-shoes Elissa Cousland fanfics. I now really want a dark Cousland twincest fanfic involving PC!Evil Male Cousland becoming king and the PC! Female Cousland having to stop/kill him...
As it's known, your Rogue or Warrior Hawke was there at Ostagar. So was your Warden PC. Give your Hawke a reason to head up to the King's Camp (like a message or something) have them meet, have the sparks fly, and let the smexings commence!
Pre-Joining (because after would just be...eh), somewhere in the Wilds. Maybe they sneak off during the quest for the darkspawn blood? Or around Flemeth's hut? Have fun!
SCENARIO ONE: Leandra and Malcolm both die when Hawke kids are young (twins are barely pubescent, Hawke is late teens). Being the oldest, Hawke becomes their guardian. Having already been "abandoned" by two parents, the twins develop some serious Mummy issues regarding Hawke. Their fear of abandonment exacerbates when they reach Kirkwall, since Hawke is having to put herself in all kinds of danger. Their fear - and issues - reach fever pitch. What starts off as them clinging to her, kissing her cheeks, stroking her hair etc, becomes more and more desperate (i.e., hot).
SCENARIO TWO: F!Hawke/M!Hawke have been parenting the twins together for so long that it's blurred that line between siblings and couple. They've never addressed it, but their relationship is filled with all this sexual tension. When the twins go crazy on them, it allows F!Hawke and M!Hawke to cross their own taboo line.
Bonus points if he's punishing Gilmore for having his way with his sister/brother. Or if its Fergus/Cousland/Gilmore. With the two dom Couslands having their wicked way with the poor knight.
After going through with the Dark Ritual, Alistair is cornered by Zevran and Ogrhen and they want DETAILS. Whether Alistair is embarrassed, ashamed, proud, or all three, and whether or not he has ever been in a relationship with a F!PC is up to you, Anon.
Imagine your OTP having to leave everything they know behind and flee. After some time person A starts having doubts about their escape and considers going back, even if it means not being able to be together with person B. Person B tries to persuade person A that their love is worth the risk. How does it end?
Doing this as Sparrow/Frost (in an AU in which the rebels took over Proxima/Parabellum) would involve a bit of adjusting; instead of A (Frost) considering the thought of returning, he would try to persuade B (Sparrow) to return without him.
And, honestly, I haven't even considered the various pros and cons Sparrow would have to or to not go along with Frost's suggestion. If Simon and Nadia were left behind, that's a great reason to go back. Also, there's the question of if Idris (and Felix?) escaped along with Sparrow and Frost, in which case their opinions will obviously factor in, too. (Idris probably argues they return, but Felix likely has more than a bit of Stockholm syndrome and might reject the idea of leaving Childer. On the other hand, he's probably super worried about Juliana.)
The obvious answer is to have Loghain be the rapist. But a betrayed/vengeful/drunk dark!Alistair could work, too. So I think my idea for this one is to go with drunk!Alistair getting what he feels is just revenge on Tabris for sparing Loghain.
Loghain and the Warden never really got along. He was a slaver, a politician, and an all around bastard. Then some Orlesian douche called the Hero of Fereldan (any gender) a 'rabbit' and suddenly the two of them had something in common. Loghain+Warden vs. dumbass racist Orlesians please.
Relationship can be platonic. In fact, BrOTP would be preferred. Also, elvhen warden driving the point home that, yeah, slavery is NOT a better option than death.
My idea: Kallian Tabris allows Riordan to conscript Loghain in spite of his crimes against her alienage. But after he refuses to acknowledge any remorse for selling her fellow elves--and nearly her father--into slavery in Tevinter, she takes it upon herself to show him exactly what kind of life he condemned so many people to--and the life being a Grey Warden saved her from.
Future-fantasy AU where Character A, a mythical creature, finds an fairly recent map of their city/town. One section is circled in red and is labeled “Here be dragons.” Intrigued, Character A calls up Character B and C to go exploring…where they accidently meet Character D, a young dragon who’s protecting their horde. The whole situation would be pretty cool, if dragons weren’t supposed to have gone extinct thousands of years ago, and because all the myths of dragons being insanely protective of their hordes turns out to be true.
Person A being held hostage in a fortress and Person B violently leaving a mess of carnage in their wake in order to get to them. Covered in blood and questionable pieces of enemy remains, Person B finally makes it to Person A in the center of the wreckage and gives them a gentle peck on the forehead before apologizing for the wait.
It might just be me, but I’ve always found ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ to be an incredibly creepy song. Have your OTP analyze the lyrics of it or any other song you believe to be creepy. It’ll be a bunch of creeped out vibes for the entire afternoon.
Holy shit, this'll be great as Jackson/Rylan... with possible input from Avery. (And, for amusement, Rylan and Jackson agree that it's a creepy song; Avery, however, thinks it's just a normal romantic Christmas song.)
Person A is describing how they ship something and how the people in the ship have a “just kiss already” dynamic. Person B says “not unlike another couple we know”
Imagine Person A, after having a crush on Person B for years finally gathers the courage to ask them out. When Person A arrives at the house Person C opens the door. What happens next is up to you.
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